Taken from Neeta's latest journal:

If I were a month I would be: May
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day I would be: 10:30pm
If I were a planet I would be: Venus
If I were an animal I would be: a White Wolf
If I were a direction I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a Coffee Table
If I were a liquid I would be: Distilled Water
If I were a tree I would be: an Oak
If I were a flower/plant I would be: an Orchid
If I were a kind of weather I would be: crisp but clear autumn morning weather
If I were a musical instrument I would be: a Double Bass
If I were an emotion I would be: Compassion
If I were a color I would be: Hot Pink
If I were a vegetable/fruit I would be: a Passionfruit
If I were a car I would be: an Aston Martin DB9
If I were a song I would be: U.N.K.L.E. (Featuring Richard Ashcroft) - Lonely Soul
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Jean-Pierre Jeunet
If I were a book I would be written by: Anne Rice
If I were a food I would be: Thai
If I were a place I would be: Scandinavia
If I were a material I would be: Velvet
If I were a taste I would be: Sweet/Sour
If I were a word I would be: Visage
If I were an object I would be: a Speaker Cone
If I were a body part I would be: the Eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: a Pout
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Danger Mouse
If I were a shape I would be: a Fat Circle
If I were a number I would be: 9